Recently my creative partner/hetero-platonic-lifemate Brian Eilbott started a project that has nothing to do with advertising. Which is something I love seeing from all creatives. For the past few weeks he has been writing about food. What’s the twist? He talks dirty to food. Filthy. Something a little twisted and worth sharing with you. Because Brian sits about one foot away from me I was able to pull a few strings and get a top secret interview with him. Let’s hear what he had to say. Shall we?

Rhea:  What is the deal with your blog?

Brian: Oh hi there. What’s up baby doll. I can smell your hair from here.

Rhea: I think it’s pretty sweet you have been blogging for more than one day.

Brian: I want people to realize having to fuck the food you eat is an actual affliction, not just something I do for fun to make my roommates feel awkward

Rhea: But I do question where your sexual lust for food comes from…

Brian: Have you ever seen a twinkie? Cream filled. Peter Luger Steak? Pink in the middle.
Not coincidences.

Rhea: Have you ever seen two slices of pepperoni?

Brian: Hemorrhoids? Joking. I have and I’ve had my way with them as well.

Rhea: Apart from the blog. Do you ever find yourself trying to have conversations with food in public? Talking dirty?

Brian: Only inside my head. Where my best conversations occur. My most poignant at least.

Rhea: What’s next after the blog? Maybe a mini series? Movie? Visits to schools?

Brian:  I’ m just waiting to sell out and move my slutty ass to hollywood. Or a lecture series at culinary school across the country. I’ ll call it food is your friend, meat grinders are NOT.“

I encourage everyone to check his blog out and follow him.

http://www.thingsiwoulddotothischeeseburger.com/

- Rhea Hanges