Idea Theft: If your primary career objective is be a universally despised dick wad, then by all means help yourself.

General Complaining: We all tend to bitch and moan when things aren’t going our way. Just try not to overdo it. That’ll only annoy your co-workers. And when that next round of layoffs comes along, guess who’s going to be on the top of the layoff list?

Crying: Remember the episode of Mad Men where Don Draper sits at his desk crying like a little bitch? Yeah, don’t do that.

- David Fox