10 reasons you should date a motorcyclist

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Published on July 4th, by Boris. I recently read, with a great deal of disdain, a blog article penned by someone called Motolady, who I assume is a lady who rides a motorcycle, and thus ps to have an informed opinion as to why hot babes need to date blokes who ride bikes.

However, I, as the very avatar of brutal honesty, will seek to provide a totally candid point guide as to why girls need to date motorcyclists. Hell, you want the truth or you want me to blow smoke up your pretty little arse? No, seriously. We will. No matter how many times you climb on the back of our bike, you can bet your rent money that before you get off again, you will have soiled yourself in fear. This is a good thing.

For when you are scared, you shall require comforting and holding. And we all know exactly where that le to. Consider yourself incentivised, ladies.

naughty wife Sasha

Just think how good it will be when your bum looks this good all the time you go riding with us! We shall never ask that you drive us home if we get smashed on scotch. Firstly, it is beneath our dignity to get doubled home by our women. We want you to have a good time too, you know. And thirdly, letting us grope you in the back of the cab while you organise for your dad to get his ute and pick up our bike is the best foreplay ever.

damsel floozy Janiyah

I have warmed the vinyl up for you. We ride bikes. Our insight into weird and sudden torrents of disaster is legendary. We have been forged on the road and annealed by the vagaries of fate. Especially if we have owned a Shovelhead or a Ducati, so make sure you ask about that if you need an extra-tolerant bloke. There is nothing this cannot teach a man about tolerance. This has to happen even before you pour the first vodka down your neck.

So the ice is well and truly broken in that regard. Things like hard metal surfaces, vinyl, leather and rubber you never even knew could be learned. This is a life lesson you will take to your grave. Feel free to express yourself and air your views. Go for it. No, no! You have to leave it on.

ebony mom Cara

Helping us plug a flat tyre at the height of summer out near Broken Hill, childbirth will be a doddle. This is nothing! This is because we understand that we may die at any second. So each time he have sex, we know it could be the last time we have sex. Tags: girlsLaughter. Boris is a writer who has contributed to many magazines and websites over the years, edited a couple of those things as well, and written a few books.

But his most important contribution is pissing people off. He feels this is his calling in life and something he takes seriously. He also enjoys whiskey, whisky and the way girls dance on tables. And riding motorcycles. He's pretty keen on that, too. Articles Published on July 4th, by Boris. Guilt-free panty-dropping guaranteed! About the Author. You are bringing this back, yes? Website by Ben Akhurst Graphic De. Contact Advertise Shop.

10 reasons you should date a motorcyclist

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10 Reasons You should Date a Motorcyclist