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It's time for the Super Bowl, and you know what that means -- time for a Super Bowl party! Everybody's going to watch the Big Game, from rabid sports fans to people who only want to see the commercials and halftime show. The Super Bowl is as much a sporting event as an opportunity for all of America to share an experience together. Unfortunately, you don't have anybody to share this experience with. After losing your ex-girlfriend Paula and her friend circle, you haven't been particularly sociable. Nobody invited you to their Super Bowl party -- not even on Facebook.
But that doesn't mean you can't have a great time watching the Super Bowl. Here are some tips on how to make your solo Super Bowl bash a solo Super Bowl smash! A Super Bowl party is like a big potluck -- everybody brings their favorite football snack to create a smorgasbord of guilty pleasures, and you'd better impress! Of course, you won't have anybody to impress, so why bother. But you still have to eat to sustain yourself, so here are some food items you could make:. Try your best to sound like somebody else is eating the pizza, even though you know you're lying and the pizza guy doesn't even care.
Optional Tell the pizza guy you're splitting the pie with your girlfriend even though Paula dumped you three months ago and the pizza guy seriously doesn't care. Leave the remaining three slices sitting unrefrigerated in an open box on top of your stove until the cheese hardens and the crust becomes stale. Who liked which ? The best will receive peals of laughter, and the worst will be greeted with silence and perhaps some jeers. Of course, you won't have anybody to talk to. To best approximate the feel of a group deciding which are funniest, think really hard about which commercials your ex-girlfriend Paula would like the best.
Which commercials would make Paula laugh? Which would make her say Lonely for super bowl was up with that ad?!?!?! Is there anything worse than the one person at the party who keeps having to ask about the rules and the teams playing? Why even watch the Super Bowl! Luckily that person won't be at your Super Bowl party because you won't have a Super Bowl party.
You're watching the game solely in order to watch the game, rather than out of some form of social obligation. Your ex-girlfriend Paula's hoodie with nothing else, because technically as long as you still own this hoodie you're still together, right.
Katy's going to come out and perform a slew of her enormous pop hits, a lot of which your ex-girlfriend Paula used to love. Come to think of it, you probably shouldn't watch Katy Perry's Super Bowl halftime show! The best way for you to experience the Super Bowl halftime show is to listen to some of Katy's deeper cuts that won't remind you of Paula.
Reddit Pocket Flipboard. Make a delicious dish! Know a thing or two about the game! Don't wear anything that could possibly be interpreted as actual human clothing! Nobody is going to see you, so just be comfortable. Possible combinations: No shirt with pajama bottoms White, stained t-shirt with boxers Your ex-girlfriend Paula's hoodie with nothing else, because technically as long as you still own this hoodie you're still together, right Katy Perry's halftime show!
We go all the way back, plus, I told him I'd bring artichoke dip and if I don't there won't be any artichoke dip there no you can't have any artichoke dip. Loading comments Horizontal - Colbalt Share this story Twitter Facebook.Lonely for super bowl
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